Shocking decline of former college athlete, 36, raised by supercomputer genius dad in $1.1m home who now spends her days ‘threatening to abduct and kill children on streets of San Francisco’

A former athlete raised by a famed academic in a $1.1 million…

Techno-Hell: Supercomputer Given Authority to Decide Whether to Block Out Sun For Climate Change

I have previously reported on the hubristic plan by The Science™,…

Supercomputer drops new prediction for thrilling Premier League title race between Manchester City and Arsenal

A supercomputer has predicted that Arsenal will trump Manchester City in the…