NewsPOTATUS Busying Burnin' Down the Fiscal House More student loan forgiveness on his way out the door, wwweeeee! In…CelebJamJanuary 13, 2025
NewsPOTATUS: Man, Those Fires, Whatever – Did I Tell You About the New Grandkid? This vile old sack of carbon. I can’t even with him. First…CelebJamJanuary 9, 2025
NewsSave the Whales – 12 Days 'Til POTATUS Exits the Pattern The Biden administration’s last-minute push to approve any renewable scheme or shovel…CelebJamJanuary 8, 2025
NewsPOTATUS Trying to Tank Dems W/ MA Voters? Okays Another Nantucket Wind Farm I can’t keep up with the okays and giveaways blasting out of…CelebJamDecember 21, 2024
NewsDid POTATUS Release the Brother of a Hamas Mastermind and…Get None of OUR Hostages Back? This is almost too ghastly to check. I know the old vegetable…CelebJamDecember 13, 2024
NewsPOTATUS Pardon-Palooza: Rubin Doesn't Want to Be 'Jenny From the CELL Block' If there has been one thing I’ve truly enjoyed besides the unbearable…CelebJamDecember 5, 2024
NewsOur Rotten POTATUS and His Cracked Chip Off the Old Spud Yeh. I’m going there. The 81Mlol vegetable-brained pretender occupying the White House…CelebJamDecember 3, 2024
NewsPOTATUS Wasn't the Only Thing Missing From the Big G20 Picture Sometimes, the geriatric dementia patient larping as President of the United States…CelebJamNovember 20, 2024
News7 Days From One Possible Apocalypse & January to Look Forward to: POTATUS Did NOT Settle the Port Strike With everyone on pins and needles and no one on the Democratic…CelebJamOctober 29, 2024
NewsPOTATUS Remembers to Act Presidential, Even Postpones African Safari Man! What a difference a bitter internecine war among former besties can…CelebJamOctober 8, 2024
