‘Things don’t always unfold the way we hope’: Serial masturbator who ejaculated on ‘unsealed’ food at grocery store bakery where he worked won’t be in prison for long

From top left clockwise: A Safeway in San Francisco, Calif. September 13,…

‘Disturbing and traumatic’: Man walked behind unsuspecting women at Target and ejaculated on their coats, cops say

Steven Simmons, inset via Wayne County Jail, allegedly walked behind unsuspecting women…