The Morning Briefing: Let's Get This 'Nuke the Dept. of Education' Ball Rolling ASAP

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All The Red Flags In ASAP Rocky & Rihanna's Relationship

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Teen surfer wants to get back in water ASAP after shark attack

A teenage surfer who was bitten by a shark on the leg…

You Are Forewarned: If Kamala Harris Loses, the Democrats Will Try to Kill Free Speech ASAP

Upon being badly trounced in a national election, members of the losing…

'Queen Kamala' and Her Media Minions: This Is the PR Tactic Trump Needs ASAP

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DOJ inspector general blames ‘highly unusual’ Roger Stone sentencing memo reversal on ‘ineffectual’ Bill Barr counselor installed on ‘ASAP’ basis, not Trump tweets

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Rihanna pulls an all-nighter in Paris with rapper beau ASAP Rocky

RIHANNA proved she’s still a Bad Girl after pulling an all-nighter in…

Eva Mendes says she & husband Ryan Gosling will be together in a movie again ‘soon’ as fans beg for ‘announcement ASAP!’

EVA Mendes has teased that she and her husband, Ryan Gosling, plan…

The LGBTs Need to Do Something About Their PEDOs, ASAP

I’m one of those wacky-doodles who abhor all pedophiles. Whether they wear…

How America can help Israeli missile defenses ASAP

In the space of just 20 minutes, Hamas launched more than 2,200…