NYC Dem Mayoral Candidates Ain't All They're Cracked Up to Be…or Just Cracked?

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Denial Ain't Just a River In Egypt: Biden Has Nothing to Do With 2028?

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Trump Team Ain't Playin' Around: More Hanky Panky Busted at the CFTC

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Weekend Parting Shot: Gay Nudist Camps Ain't What They Used to Be

Happy Friday, Gentle Readers, I pray this missive finds you well.…

He Ain't Done Yet! Jimmy Carter Wins a Grammy

I have a few friends who like to paint Jimmy Carter as…

The Morning Briefing: Ya Know, Blaming Trump Ain't What It Use to Be

Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Never…

We All Know Who Should Be Time's Person of the Year, and it Ain't Kamala

After coming up for air after illnesses and birthday celebrations (not a…

Ahh! Monkeys on the Loose (and I Ain't Talking About Congress)

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CNN's Cooper to Outraged Harris Supporters: This Ain't MSNBC

Just how can we measure the Kamala Harris disaster that took place…

Uh-Oh: Ain't Nobody Fallin' for the 'Trump Is Hitler' in the Tailpipe Trick

Ah. I awoke this morning to blissful, soothing sounds of waves of…