Word Salad Wednesday: Let the Spirit Spirit Us to Greater Good Spirits
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Alright.

[CUE: Harris theme song]

Another happy, happy, joy, joy round of patented Harris inspirational argle-bargle is on today’s menu!

I know you’ve missed it, too, considering she’s been underground for days now – no one’s seen the bubbly princess since last Friday.

I mean, what’s with that? I thought she was running for president or something?

Well, no worries.

Kamala Harris has reemerged into the public eye for a public speaking event. And surely must have worked long and hard over the weekend to be able to spit out this gem.

So, without further ado…enjoy.

ENJOY THE CRINGE

LET THE SPIRIT MOVE YOU

Now that the fluffy stuff is over let’s get down to the meat of her visit. I guess she and her daffy running mate have decided that they’re all in on Team Trump.

I mean, that’s what I’m getting from his previous little endorsement, and now she’s all about moving on from failed policies that “don’t work.”

But, still – come on. Kind of awkward.

Boy. She is gonna be pissed when someone tells her what she said. I’ll bet two more staffers walk off…or run out in tears.

Walz probably wants to book a ride out of this rolling disaster as well, but he has to stick around with his name on the printed stuff and all. Sadly, he is a bear of very little brain and weak, besides being exceptionally mean-spirited.

VURT DA FURK

I completely understand the Trump-endorsing sentiment, though. It should be some comfort to Harris-Walz that lots of people seem to agree with them, particularly in hard-hit battleground states.

Harris’s whole campaign is about rewriting things she’s already rewritten.

That is mean-spirited, cowardly, and ultimately unsustainable. McDonald’s or no? Me, myself and Joe or no?

Pretty soon, you’re tripping over your own origin stories. 

Or someone is doing it for you. Unburdening themselves as time passes,

HEH – ANOTHER SHIV

Ooooh, that puts me in a good mood.

Speaking of good spirits, and I mean the good part, I guess Sage Steele has been having quite a time with folks speaking to her in confidential little chats that have her really feeling upbeat.

I’m seeing more and more anecdotal evidence that makes me cautiously happy.

That give me the tiniest frisson of joy.

Like this White Dudes For Harris commercial.

It just cracks me up.

Chick’s an oblivious hoot and completely unconscious.

Even without a single mainstream media outlet other than Fox willing to highlight her helpless, hopeless inanity, people are seeing it.

And rejecting it.

Oh, doesn’t that make me happy, happy, joyful?

You betcha.

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