Alright.
[CUE: Harris theme song]
Another happy, happy, joy, joy round of patented Harris inspirational argle-bargle is on today’s menu!
I know you’ve missed it, too, considering she’s been underground for days now – no one’s seen the bubbly princess since last Friday.
I mean, what’s with that? I thought she was running for president or something?
We’re 42 days out from the general election and we haven’t seen @kamalaharris since Friday. It’s part of her “rope-a-dope” strategy to trick voters into thinking they know what she stands for, but it’s not working. She’s down nationally and democrats are melting down. Meanwhile,… pic.twitter.com/CvZtn1o8Dg
— Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters) September 25, 2024
Well, no worries.
Kamala Harris has reemerged into the public eye for a public speaking event. And surely must have worked long and hard over the weekend to be able to spit out this gem.
So, without further ado…enjoy.
ENJOY THE CRINGE
KAMALA: We have to guard that spirit. Let it always inspire us. Let it always be the source of our optimism – which is that spirit which is so uniquely American. And let that then inspire us by helping us to be inspired to help solve the problems. pic.twitter.com/GTKuyuvYl5
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 25, 2024
LET THE SPIRIT MOVE YOU
Now that the fluffy stuff is over let’s get down to the meat of her visit. I guess she and her daffy running mate have decided that they’re all in on Team Trump.
I mean, that’s what I’m getting from his previous little endorsement, and now she’s all about moving on from failed policies that “don’t work.”
What are the odds neither of them really did anything the last 3.5 years?
— I.B. FineX…or not (@IBFine1) September 25, 2024
But, still – come on. Kind of awkward.
Boy. She is gonna be pissed when someone tells her what she said. I’ll bet two more staffers walk off…or run out in tears.
Walz probably wants to book a ride out of this rolling disaster as well, but he has to stick around with his name on the printed stuff and all. Sadly, he is a bear of very little brain and weak, besides being exceptionally mean-spirited.
VURT DA FURK
I completely understand the Trump-endorsing sentiment, though. It should be some comfort to Harris-Walz that lots of people seem to agree with them, particularly in hard-hit battleground states.
Interesting: Trump “closed the sale” with economy voters in Pennsylvania.
Not a good trend for Harris. https://t.co/qUbd7qf1Mw
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 25, 2024
Harris’s whole campaign is about rewriting things she’s already rewritten.
Harris herself hasn’t said anything about McDonald’s since Aug. 18. Instead, her campaign account, surrogates, and campaign aides have continued to claim she worked there.
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) September 25, 2024
That is mean-spirited, cowardly, and ultimately unsustainable. McDonald’s or no? Me, myself and Joe or no?
Pretty soon, you’re tripping over your own origin stories.
Or someone is doing it for you. Unburdening themselves as time passes,
BIDEN: “As Vice President, there wasn’t a single thing that I did that she couldn’t do and so I was able to delegate her responsibility on everything from foreign policy to domestic policy.”
Joe is Kamala. Kamala is Joe. pic.twitter.com/iPAPZUoOjL
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) September 25, 2024
HEH – ANOTHER SHIV
Ooooh, that puts me in a good mood.
Speaking of good spirits, and I mean the good part, I guess Sage Steele has been having quite a time with folks speaking to her in confidential little chats that have her really feeling upbeat.
WATCH: Sage Steele just said a lot of black people have been coming up to her saying they’re TERRIFIED of the future if Kamala Harris gets installed into the White House
“Over the last week, the number of black people who’ve come up to me and said exactly that is astounding.”… pic.twitter.com/nIFDzjiEb7
— George (@BehizyTweets) September 24, 2024
I’m seeing more and more anecdotal evidence that makes me cautiously happy.
That give me the tiniest frisson of joy.
Like this White Dudes For Harris commercial.
It just cracks me up.
Amazing. This is the new ad “White Dudes For Harris” put out.
Imagine a major political ad that said “Some black people are the problem”.
I seriously wonder if they’re trying to lose. pic.twitter.com/rtOu1yj3ST
— Chesty (@ChestyPullerGst) September 25, 2024
Chick’s an oblivious hoot and completely unconscious.
Kamala: “No-one can tell me we can’t build quickly in our country.”
Kamala’s government spent $7.5B on electric vehicle charging stations and has so far built only 7 of them. pic.twitter.com/IBkqv7imjG
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) September 25, 2024
Even without a single mainstream media outlet other than Fox willing to highlight her helpless, hopeless inanity, people are seeing it.
And rejecting it.
Oh, doesn’t that make me happy, happy, joyful?
You betcha.
