It’s as if the voting British public expected RESULTS, or something.
I mean, C’MON, man! Starmer’s only been Prime Minister, what? A year?
Surely one can’t expect miracles, less mind promises to be kept in that little bit of time, even if the government had any intention of keeping whatever promises they made to begin with.
I mean, it doesn’t look like they ever meant to, but that’s beside the point – keep your frickin’ pants on, people. They’ll get to it.
Take those tiny boats of immigrants paddling across the channel from France problem…PLEASE!
Funny, huh?
Or schmaybe not so much.
But it’s not Keir Starmer’s fault that the weather’s been so great for boating, all the wee boats heading across the Channel from France laden with *checks through binoculars* what looks to be lots foreigners are probably going to blow his ‘getting tough on illegal immigration‘ schtick all to tiny bits.
This is my message to people smugglers: there is nowhere to hide.
We’re coming for your profits.
We’re going to freeze your assets.
And we will do everything in our power to put you out of business. pic.twitter.com/QfHN1D8FPz
— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) January 9, 2025
WE’RE GOING TO STOP THE BOATS
Yup. Here they come.
‘It only takes a week of good weather, you can see even 5,000 crossing in a single week.’
GB News Home and Security Editor Mark White reports from Dover where UK and French border patrols are bracing for a surge in small boat crossings. pic.twitter.com/Jzpsplp7mg
— GB News (@GBNEWS) June 30, 2025
CHUG CHUG CHUG
Not exactly the Love Boat, but the Starmer makes sure the British give you lots of love when you land, so they’re going to land as many as they can.
Channel crossings continue to surge as small boat arrivals soar to over 19,000 in fresh misery for Keir Starmer
The Prime Minister is facing fresh misery in the Channel, as UK authorities grapple with another significant surge in small boat arrivals.
At least 300 migrants have crossed so far this morning, on what is expected to be the hottest day of the year, with other boats currently pushing off from French beaches.
Several so called “Red Days” are expected over the next 10 days, allowing the people smugglers to launch many more small boats towards the UK.
A Red Day yesterday saw almost 600 migrants making the illegal crossing.
Lots of love courtesy of Starmer’s British taxpayer patsies.
Once they have crossed the Channel, illegal immigrants are first in line for the UK’s generous welfare state – especially free medical and dental care. This includes “at home” care at migrant hotels, paid for by you, the British taxpayer. pic.twitter.com/qHlGI5Uh0d
— Migration Watch (@MigrationWatch) June 26, 2025
British judges will make sure they’re able to stay in the country no matter what you’ve done wrong.
Albanian criminal’s deportation halted over son’s distaste for chicken nuggets
And even if they’re ordered deported, they can still stay, work, and collect enough public benefits to send back to the old homeland every month so that there’s a nice crib ready when England does eventually boot them out…if ever.
Cripes. You can be the king of the neighborhood in Pakistan if you play your criminal cards right.
Grooming gang ringleader builds new home in Pakistan after £285k taxpayer handout amid deportation battle
A convicted paedophile who led the Rochdale grooming gang has constructed a property in his native Pakistan whilst claiming £285,000 in taxpayer-funded legal aid to fight deportation from Britain.
Qari Abdul Rauf, 55, built the house in his home village of Charhoi in Pakistan-administered Kashmir despite maintaining he has renounced his Pakistani nationality and would be rendered stateless if deported.
The father-of-five was released after serving just two-and-a-half years of a six-year sentence for his role in the sexual assault of 47 girls, some as young as 12.
More than a decade after being told he would be deported following his 2014 release, Rauf continues to reside in Rochdale, Greater Manchester.
…Rauf lost his 2018 appeal against being stripped of British nationality but continues fighting deportation, claiming he would face danger in Pakistan due to “public opinion of the criminal conviction”.
He’s still a take-out delivery driver.
OH! TO BE IN ENGLAND
Keep your pants on, people – the Starmer government has launched an inquiry.
Of course, the climate cult seduced Starmer government isn’t doing anything to help British citizens who would like to keep their pants but can’t because it’s too damn hot in their unair-conditioned homes.
Frankly, they say, A/C makes the world hotter, so British homes can’t have it.
Too bad for you, says even the ‘so-called London Plan’ of that city’s mayor, the repulsive Sadiq Khan.
…Despite the magic cooling technology now being over 100 years old, it is a rarity to find the apparatus, so standard across the United States, in British houses and apartments. Curiously the tech is now delivered as standard in our cars when it was once a luxury, yet this same progress has not taken place in our homes.
Of course new homes sell for far higher prices than the cost of the materials and labour required to build them, yet despite these margins we are not installing as standard systems that can cool as well as heat our houses. We are not following richer countries in delivering what should be seen as basic creature comforts.
We’re paying for more, and getting less.
…However, the UK’s pathological opposition to air conditioning is not just the fault of Clement Attlee (and all Prime Ministers who followed him and failed to repeal his detestable Town and Country Planning Act).
There’s a more insidious attitude too – what J. Storrs Hall coins as “ergophobia”; a fear of (using more) energy. The belief that we must use less energy as a good thing in and of itself doesn’t really make any sense at all. Especially when you think about it for more than two seconds. Energy is what has transformed our lives – and is in and of itself an unalloyed good. Energy has made us hyper productive and enabled scientific advances that would seem like magic to people living just a couple of hundred years ago.
This insidious aversion to energy isn’t just a general attitude, it’s hard wired into politicians’ plans for our built environment. Take the London Plan – the Mayor’s comprehensive framework for how the UK’s capital city is built. It explicitly states that air conditioning systems are “not desirable”.
In the Plan’s own words (emphasis mine):
“The increased use of air conditioning systems is not desirable as these have significant energy requirements and, under conventional operation, expel hot air, thereby adding to the urban heat island effect.”
They’re an island of lunatics.
…Imagine if we applied the same ‘energy requirements’ logic to heating our homes in the winter. “Sorry Doris, you are asking to heat your home too warmly this winter. The Mayor of London cannot possibly allow it.”
Take your pants off. It’s hotter than hell in the house.
But being authoritarian lunatics, make sure the pants are on in the car. Those famous British spy cameras all around the highways, that watch for speeders, or parking lane violations, or wrong type of car allowed in the city type crimes, etc., are getting an upgrade, too.
They won’t just be looking at your car – they’re looking IN it.
A new speed camera that employs the latest digital technology is being rolled out across the UK.
The new and advanced ‘ultra’ speed camera called the Jenoptik VECTOR-SR works differently from our usual speed cameras.
They can now look inside vehicles, meaning they can catch you for more than just speeding.
The VECTOR-SR operates without flashing, which means you won’t know if you’ve been detected or not.
And you thought they were an intrusive part of life before?
HAH!
No more flashing by those speed cameras, literally or figuratively, for British free spirits and rebellious types.
From broken promises to everyday life, the cherished ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ has been replaced by ‘Keep Your Pants On.’
