Trump Tops His Messiest Trial Look Yet With Bizarre Orange Tan Fail

Donald Trump is sporting a slight scowl in a closeup photo that was snapped during what had to be a harrowing day in court for the presidential hopeful. He also had a slash of pink between his eyes that spread over his prominent 11 lines. It looked as though he had been rubbing that area so vigorously or often that he had removed some of his spray tan. According to Science of People founder Vanessa Van Edwards, massaging that particular part of the face indicates that someone is feeling severely stressed. In a LinkedIn newsletter, Carol Kinsey Goman, Ph.D., the author of “The Silent Language of Leaders: How Body Language Can Help — or Hurt — How You Lead,” explains that it’s also something liars do to self-soothe.

The New York Times reporters who were in the courtroom didn’t report seeing Trump engaging in any such behavior, but they did say he appeared to fall asleep (again) during the proceedings. If he was feeling stressed and tired after a sleepless night, perhaps he enjoyed some modicum of relief when he was reminded of how he reduced the size of one of Cohen’s bonus payments. According to NYT journalist Jonathan Swan, Trump looked pleased when his former attorney recalled how he got stiffed. Sadly, Trump apparently did not use his savings to invest in some higher quality tanning spray.