There's No Pinched Sour Face Like Nicole Wallace Pinched Sour Face

Not no way, not no how, not nowhere else.

Over the years, major dad and I have come up with a nickname for these chicks who adopt this sort of world-weary, affected, always disgusted mien:





MISS PERPETUALLY PAINED

Dana Bash is one, Brianna Keilar yet another, and MSNBC’s Nicole Wallace is a shining example of the variety.

Where once there was an all-American, kind of attractive girl with brains and potential, there’s now a bitter, hard, shrewish harpy.

How does being a successful progressive do that to you?

They get so angry when things don’t go their way. They’re so invested in the cause, in this case that was destroying Donald Trump, that it eats at them.

Remember this?

DONALD TRUMP BROKE THE RULE OF LAW GGGGRRRRRRR

It doesn’t happen to conservative women in journalism and media that I’ve noticed.

Wallace is having herself an even worse time lately, what with Trump’s return sticking in her craw, outrage after outrage to report on and whine about daily, and truly awful revelations about the previous two Democratic administrations to avoid mentioning for as long as possible until it proves impossible.





When forced to finally cover those revelations coming from burn bags and secret rooms, having to frame it up favorably as best she can takes tremendous effort on her part.

UNSUBSTANTIATED AND LARGELY DEBUNKED ALLEGATIONS

Particularly when all this bad news is hitting uncomfortably close to home.

If Nicole’s face was perpetually sour before, she’s got the pucker from hell now. Her husband, New York Times reporter Mike Schmidt, has his name splashed all over the latest bombshell FBI document release concerning James Comey’s conduit for leaking classified info to the Times.

Her husband is a co-conspirator in the plot, as newly released documents show

 ‘Arctic Haze’





The ‘Mike Schmidt’ who wrote such barnburning Trump thumping propaganda as this:

Wait, you say – they’re married?! Why, we didn’t know!

Isn’t that funny? 

Neither did anyone watching MSNBC when Mike Schmidt appeared as a guest on his wife’s show while they decried the latest Russiagate exposures and the Trump team ‘moving the ball around.’

She didn’t think to mention it either.





…Her other guest, Andrew Weissmann faked the Mueller report, also part of the Grand Conspiracy investigation.

Isn’t that neat how that works?

It really is neat in their world.

‘Donald Trump broke the rule of law,’ but Schmidt gets to debunk the evidence without ever acknowledging that the evidence is talking about probable felonies committed by himself and his friends.

The entire time, his spouse, Miss Perpetually Pained, the craven, mendacious, underhanded fraud, pretends she’s journalisming instead of working serious damage control, covering both their asses.

I will be so delighted to see this blow up in her pinched, sour face. 

Oh, man. God willing is all I can say.


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