What a week.
I am old enough to remember when the world’s intelligentsia warned us that if Donald Trump got elected, the US would sleepwalk into World War III.
Well, Donald Trump did get elected in 2016 and here we are in 2023 and the world seems to be sleepwalking into World War III, so maybe the intelligentsia was right…
Or not.
Since Biden entered office the world has turned to crap. It’s hard to think of one thing that has improved, except perhaps that New Zealand threw out the lefties who have been destroying their country. Otherwise, things look pretty grim.
Who could have guessed that withdrawing from Afghanistan would have been a disaster? Or that opening the border would have consequences? Or printing trillions of dollars would cause inflation? Or shipping billions of dollars to Iran would turn out to be a mistake?
On the other hand, I think we can all be comforted by the fact that if Biden gets reelected junk fees on concert tickets might be reduced. So there is that.
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Our weekly dose of Babylon Bee brilliance
White House Claims $6 Billion To Iran Absolutely Not Related To The Exactly $6 Billion Worth Of Rockets Being Fired Into Israel pic.twitter.com/kLm6tXa3ex
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 14, 2023
Republicans Sure Glad Nothing Important Happening In World While They Sort Out Speaker Mess pic.twitter.com/lFzt6N93pz
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 14, 2023
Hamas Terrorist Added To Panel Of ‘The View’ pic.twitter.com/ZZ3Q60DElH
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 14, 2023
Emperor Hirohito Calls For Ceasefire After Bombing Of Pearl Harbor pic.twitter.com/gU542GfKuo
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 14, 2023
Hamas Disappointed Liberals Don’t Believe They Massacred Jews After They Went To All The Trouble To Livestream It
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 14, 2023
White House Issues Condemnation Of Attack Biden Funded pic.twitter.com/dFcnB8xeLR
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 14, 2023
Christians Finding It Easier To Stop Storing Up Treasure On Earth Under Biden pic.twitter.com/RGAGRTVK9n
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 14, 2023
Oops! AP Reporter Forgets To Remove Hamas Headband Before Going Live
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 7, 2023
Texans Strangely Unconcerned About Global Day Of Jihad pic.twitter.com/zUWjhnVuM8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 13, 2023
Nations Wishing There Were Some Sort Of Structure They Could Build To Physically Stop Jihadists From Entering Their Borders pic.twitter.com/JkwlW5DTwZ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 13, 2023
Rashida Tlaib Urges Nation To Resist Commercialization Of Day Of Jihad And Remember The True Spirit Of The Holiday pic.twitter.com/832wS11RnG
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 13, 2023
Newsom Assures New Phone Alert System For Black People Will Be ‘Separate But Equal’ pic.twitter.com/qcni7ZI9Nf
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 13, 2023
Powerful: ‘Justice For Palestine’ Spray-Painted On Freshly Looted Nike Store pic.twitter.com/1HAlI0mKLW
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 12, 2023
Random interesting and cute stuff
Best friends hanging out..😍 pic.twitter.com/hw5EnIhyqs
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 14, 2023
Oscar the two-year-old Indian Ringneck parrot playing peekaboo with the cat from across the street.pic.twitter.com/tH7Au2Zlpr
— Epoch Life (@LifeEpoch) October 13, 2023
Don’t you dare point your finger at me..👉🐈🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/bMfnekQhUm
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 9, 2023
Loading.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/RBPbRys2G2
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 14, 2023
Happy walk.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/nQZ2nxgdzQ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 13, 2023
Me after petting a dog.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/XdsEUK1LwE
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 11, 2023
Pupnado…🐕🐕🌪️😅 pic.twitter.com/lK2RW4Dc5U
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 28, 2023
