Stitches bids farewell to MLB season

Yep. I thought so. Doctors confirmed that yes, Stitches played this season with a bum elbow and will have Tommy John surgery this offseason. 

Skinny chickens for Thanksgiving this year. Thank you Astros and Phillies. We followed our best year (+1,500 clementes) with our worst (-1,803 throneberrys).

Fell behind in spring, played .500 ball all summer, bottomed out at -2,450 before narrowing the gap. 

Time to roll the credits. Special thanks to President Biden, Donald Trump, Dylan “Bud Light” Mulvaney, Kamala “Border Czar” Harris, Harry & Meghan, Mitch “Mr. Freeze” McConnell, our Secretary of Comedy, Don Reed and to all of you for providing endless material to make this job easy. …

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NFL picks may save the holidays. Turn to page 45 to see that the B.B. King is batting .750! 

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If you played along, we will let the Beatles take us out.

“Two of us riding nowhere, spending our hard-earned pay. You and me chasing winners, getting nowhere, on our way back home.

We’re on our way home. We’re going home.” Thanks for reading and enjoy the Idaho Potato Bowl!