Thou shalt not do any of these things.
A naked man high on methamphetamines broke into a Mormon Church in the heart of Amish country, according to a report.
Corey Calderwood, 43, was high as a kite and naked as a jaybird when he busted into the Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saints in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, local CBS reported.
Lancaster Township police took Calderwood into custody at 11:30 p.m. Tuesday night, according to the report.
The sacrilegious suspect already had a felony warrant for retail theft issued in Lancaster Township stemming from a March incident at Weis Market, Lancaster Online reported.
For the unholy trespass, Calderwood is charged with burglary, indecent exposure, and possession of a controlled substance, according to that report.
He remains held at Lancaster County Prison in lieu of bond, according to Lancaster Online.
