This time the discovery was an old standby theme popularized in movies: snakes on a plane! Well, it was one four-foot (1.2m) boa constrictor to be exact. And technically, it never made it to the plane. Still, it’s intriguing.
“Our officers … didn’t find this hyssssssterical! Coiled up in a passenger’s carry-on was a 4′ boa constrictor! We really have no adder-ation for discovering any pet going through an x-ray machine.”
The puns — and admonishments — didn’t stop there.
“Do you have asp-rations of taking a snake on a plane? Don’t get upsetti spaghetti by not understanding your airline’s rules. For instance, airlines don’t allow nope ropes in carry-on bags and only a few allow them to slither around in checked bags, if packaged correctly.”
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Farbstein said that the “TSA notified the airline that the woman (with the carry-on) was ticketed to fly on and the airline did not permit the snake on the plane.”
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Boa constrictors are non-venomous snakes that kill their prey by squeezing them in their strong coils. Their natural range is northern Mexico to Argentina.
Other animals, other bags
The boa hasn’t been the only bother of the animal variety recently.
Around Thanksgiving, poor Smells the Cat was found in a carry-on at John F Kennedy International Airport in New York. The person with the carry-on said the cat wasn’t his but came from his household. After the ordeal and the indignity of it all, Smells was rewarded with a sumptuous Thanksgiving spread.
Not long afterward, TSA agents found a poor pooch stuffed into a carry-on at Dane County Regional Airport in Madison, Wisconsin.
Animals need to be removed from carrying cases, and the empty carrier sent through the screening machine, TSA has repeatedly warned.