WASHINGTON — Even his chin is fake!
George Santos — the onetime Brazilian drag queen-turned-politician-turned-convicted liar — revealed his biggest fear about reporting to prison Friday to start his 87-month stint behind bars.
The bloviating former Long Island Republican congressman admitted that he’s had so much work done on his face that it’s currently about 30% “filler” — which is likely to “migrate” during his up to 87 months behind bars.
“I’ve done A to Z. I have jaw fillers. I have an actual fake chin implant for elongation purposes. I have in my face, I think at this point, like 30% filler — the migration is a real bitch, so you’ve got to compensate all the time,” Santos, 37, said on the “Sources Say” podcast.
Santos said he usually gets Botox as well but has taken a break, gasping: “What am I gonna freeze my face for? F–king inmates?”
The ex-rep — expelled from Congress in 2023 and reporting to the clink for fraud and identity theft — is worried about how prison will take a toll on his appearance.
“There’s a reason [recently pardoned celebrity tax evader Todd] Chrisley only showed up the next day with a couple of bruises on his face — because he got freshed up, freshened up,” said Santos, who similarly is pleading for clemency from President Trump.
“You know he left prison, went straight to his esthetician, then to Nordstrom shopping so he can do that press conference the very next day.”
Santos’ full discussion on “Sources Say” will be released Wednesday afternoon.
The disgraced politician has been making the rounds and tweeting a storm as he prepares for the penitentiary.
“I’m heading to prison, folks and I need you to hear this loud and clear: I’m not suicidal,” he tweeted this month. “I’m not depressed. I have no intentions of harming myself, and I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there.”
