How Kate Middleton's Bangs Sparked Wild Conspiracy Theories Before Her Cancer Reveal

Part of what made the hubbub over Kate Middleton’s bangs so bizarre is the fact that from the moment she debuted them, her new lewk was actually incredibly popular. We’re not exaggerating, here: outlets from Glamour to Harper’s Bazaar lauded it — and Vogue even recommended it for anyone looking for a refresh.

Even more interesting, though, is that one of the haircut’s biggest selling points noted by the outlets was that it would grow out fairly painlessly. So … why would she hide away to avoid anyone seeing the bangs she’d already worn out to a number of official occasions: From engagements with her patronages to the 2023 Royal Variety Show and even her annual Christmas carols event? 

As it turns out, some conspiracy theorists took things a step further and suggested that the future Queen of England had decided to trim them. As one X user wrote, “Leave Kate Middleton alone she cut her own bangs and is waiting for them to not look like s***.” We guess that makes a little more sense, but the commenter probably should have stopped at leaving Middleton alone, period.

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