'I Tried My Best': Trump Assassin Plotted for Months

Holy smokes, are these braindead cretins shameless or what?

I guess we are now in the Rinse Cycle of the Harris campaign Spin Zone. It’s the only explanation I have for it.

David and the boss man both had takes this morning on pathetic Harris surrogates who appear to be desperately seeking solace under word salads, gibberish, and faux-sexist outrage when they get nailed by increasingly cranky interrogators. It’s kind of funny watching the Harris campaign’s biggest enablers become tired themselves of being joyfully brushed off with platitudes. 

Sincerely, though – what did the media expect?

Let’s face it – Harris mouthpiece minions got bupkiss to run with, so HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY it is.

As for the “lather” part of the Harris campaign, that was back when she was proud of #Bidenomics and being the “I” in “Joe and I,” taking credit for all the wonderful stuff they’d accomplished together.

IT WAS “OURS” – ME, MYSELF, I AND – oh, yeah – JOE TOGETHER

Harris was also a vociferous part of the concerted effort to convince we of the knuckle-dragging classes that our impression of the miseries of said #Bidenomics were figments of our sub-human mental capacity. We simply hadn’t the intellectual wherewithal or heightened comprehensive abilities of the upper orders to realize just how fortunate we were to be experiencing the wonders Biden-HARRIS had wrought for us.

…Yet surveys show that Americans are disgusted with the economy. And President Joe Biden, seeking reelection in November, is feeling the public’s agitation.

Biden has struggled to convince voters that the economy is strong — or that he deserves any credit for his economic stewardship.

Bumbling dotards that your average Americans are, no matter how the Biden-HARRIS team insisted we should know better, somehow we just weren’t getting the message that, thanks to Biden-HARRIS, we “have the money to spend.

Even the thickest of dullards may eventually awaken to the fact that their current persuasive method is ineffectual. That was the case when Harris became THE candidate vice the vegetable, and panicked advisors realized that they had best begin to divest their girl from proud part ownership of the stench that #Bidenomics trailed behind it for voters.

…In light of that ghastly realization, Democratic mainstream media and press toadies began their not-so-stealthy renovation project. Last month, I told you how they were working on 6 degrees of separation between Kamala and #Bidenomics as if the above video evidence and her three years of being vice president were players in the final episode of Newhart.

The media tried to smack the public with a knockout golf ball to the noggin…

As much as the media is trying to induce a collective case of Border Czar amnesia on Americans who clearly remember Kamala Harris being tapped as such, they are out in full defense of her having NUSSINK to do with the wonders of #Bidenomics.

Or, practically nothing.

Are we clear on that?

But what to do, what to do?!

In every on-the-street interview, even from friendly leaning voters, when a question hit on the economy – Trump’s v Biden’s – who won?

To a one, every last soul waxed poetic about living life in the fast lane during Donald Trump’s economy.

The rumblings were everywhere, and the worm sign seemed to be stronger every day.

Reporters were starting to get worried…

 …In the follow up, the reported tells Steve Inskeep that people are desperate and are talking like it’s 1934. Inskeep says “I know we have to listen to these people, but how much of their feelings about the economy is due to them being deceived by misinformation?

…and already working through a possible explanation for the voters’ apparent ignorance.

Message received at Team Harris.

Voilà!

We have the Rinse Cycle now appearing from surrogates.

“Rinse” as in, “Now it is time to RINSE those precious memories of the Trump economy out yo brain ’cause they are all wrong, peasant.

You think I’m kidding? 

Senator Chris Coons is happy to premiere the latest Kamala Harris talking points for morons.

MANY AMERICANS MISREMEMBER JUST HOW BAD THE ECONOMY WAS FOUR YEARS AGO

Cribbing a page from the old Jedi mind trick… 

…Team Harris has rolled out:

TRUMP NEVER HAD THE ECONOMY YOUR TINY BRAINS REMEMBER

They should have stuck to word salads.

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