I’m super-busy and don’t have time to write the usual cute intro to this week’s “Five O’Clock Somewhere.”
And by “super-busy” I mean that I stepped out for lunch and am having a martini and lemon-pepper chicken wings and really can’t be bothered to be cute right now.
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But you are getting Megan Fox this week. So you have that going for you. Which is nice.