Men are paying £50 for a three-page professional evaluation of their penis – where they are assessed on criteria from length to aesthetics.
Erotic website Eronite doesn’t hold back to spare anyone’s feelings, advertising their service as a ‘well-founded and honest evaluation, which can also be tough at times.’
A five-member jury evaluates a man’s lower region based on eight criteria: thickness, length, shape, veins, aesthetics, glans, pubic hair and testicles.
A participant will receive a three-page certificate costing 59 euros (£50), with the option to add a seal for an extra 20 euros.
Those seeking an evaluation must send in their ‘best’ pictures, as well as a self-assessment to wirbebewertungdeinenpenis.com. Afterwards, the graphic images are all deleted for privacy reasons.
Men are paying £50 for a three-page professional evaluation of their penis – where they are assessed on criteria from length to aesthetics (file image)
The jury is headed by its editor-in-chief Mario Meyer, 47. The other members are two authors, a psychologist and a dominatrix.
Meyer estimates he has examined around 2,500 at porn castings, so is very experienced in what to look for and knows what others find desirable.
He told BILD: ‘When I see genitals, it’s nothing special for me. Like elbows or ankles – just a part of the body.’
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Mayer added that most men are overconfident in how they believe their appearance looks.
‘I think they’re hoping for a good rating. You can often see that in self-assessment. It’s almost never realistic, most of them absolutely overestimate themselves,’ he said.
The team have evaluated the private parts of more than 150 men so far, the majority of whom have wanted their certificate.
Excerpts from anonymous ratings include advice to ‘shave yourself!’ and ‘make it look more presentable’.
It comes after new data revealed the countries with the world’s largest penises.
On average, men who live in Ecuador and Cameroon have the biggest members, with penises measuring nearly seven inches (17cm) from the root to the tip of the head when erect.
The US and UK didn’t even make the top 50, with America languishing at 60th with men having an average size of 5.4in (13.5cm) — nearly a third shorter. Britain was in 68th place, with a penis size of 5.2in (13.1cm).
A five-member jury evaluates a man’s lower region based on eight criteria: thickness, length, shape, veins, aesthetics, glans, pubic hair and testicles (file image)
