‘Who wants that mojo on them?’: Florida man wanted for repeatedly stealing stretchers from funeral homes, cops say

Funeral home gurney thefts

Left: Michael Christopher Johnson. Right: Vehicle used in alleged thefts (Dallas Police Department)

Cops in Georgia are searching for a Florida man who has allegedly stolen several stretchers used to carry dead people from nursing homes.

Several agencies in the Atlanta area have issued arrest warrants for 56-year-old Michael Christopher Johnson for allegedly stealing numerous — presumably bodiless — mortuary gurneys. On May 6, the Dallas Police Department responded to Benson’s Funeral Home after workers there discovered a stretcher had been stolen from one of their vehicles.

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