
Chongya Weldon (Champaign Police Department).
When cops arrested Chongya Weldon on Sept. 20 for allegedly throwing water at a man’s face, her sarcasm managed to outweigh her outburst of curse words.
“I love it, this is so amazing!” she said as three officers handcuffed her on the patio of her home. “Get off my f—ing hair!”
Several days before, on Sept. 14, a man running a plant shop told cops in Champaign, Illinois, that the defendant threw water at him. Officers tracked Weldon down on Sept. 20, confronting her with the allegation.
She questioned why they were there.
“I’m just here to talk to you about it,” an officer answered.