Okay, so bust this: You know that Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, the British singer and actor, dated for a bit back in 2012, right? And that most fans think the tune “Style,” from “1989,” is a nod to that relationship, yeah? Alright, well, according to a few of Swift’s more enlightened fans, it is certainly that. It’s also a confession, right there on one of the biggest hit album of the teens, to a deadly hit and run. The deed was committed by Styles, who was driving — with Swift in the passenger seat — when they struck a pedestrian out on a lonely road, killing them. That’s right: Two of the biggest pop stars on the planet totally killed a guy, with Styles’ slick ride suddenly becoming a getaway car.
The evidence is supposedly all over “1989,” but particularly in “Style,” where Swift sings of her boyfriend that “he can’t keep his wild eyes on the road,” on a journey that “could end in burning flames.” Not to fear, though, because when they “come crashing down” (into some poor person’s face) they “come back every time” (because Swift is rich and powerful enough to cover it up). Pretty obvious, huh? Why would Swift confess to a crime in a hit song, you ask? Well, she sure loves her Easter eggs.
