Abbie Chatfield was left stunned after hearing the “weirdest hook up” stories which included centipedes and double Rubik’s cubes.
The Masked Singer host, 28, shared the bizarre “nightmare fuel” tales on her podcast It’s A Lot.
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Playing one of her listener’s voice memo’s of their hook-up horror, she begins by saying “this doesn’t describe anyone else on the planet but him”.
Nicknamed Chad, the woman goes on to claim that her seemingly innocent date turned out to be “one of the strangest people I’ve ever met”.
Chatfield jokes back: “Perfect, we love a unique king,” before the shocking tale unfolds.
The listener recalled opening up to a colleague about how she wanted to live an exciting single life and not be tied down to anyone – but nothing could have prepared her for what was to come.
Her friend introduced her to Chad and they later found themselves on “a little sushi date”.
Initially she found her new beau “pretentiously” intelligent, before he revealed that he had “accidentally committed money laundering”.
Chatfield was left stunned by the statement and the pair laughed off the shocking story.
But it was only set to get worse.
Chad invited the unlucky woman to his house for their second date where things got a little funky.
The woman realised that the man had “no personal belongings” bar a hat his friend got him, one board game, and a random two Rubik’s Cubes.
“Wow, what an interesting fellow,” Chatfield responded as the pair giggled about the bizarre story.
Chad and his date then discussed what they were looking for in each other while lazing in bed before she revealed how his house was always left in a state.
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“There were mattresses in the rooms, then there was a pool table but no dinner table… there were pizza boxes everywhere,” she said.
But considering Chad claimed he was “so clean,” Chatfield was left speechless when the guest revealed the moment that “things took a turn”.
“He goes to get me a towel,” the woman says, “and I shake it out.
“But what falls out is a live centipede”.
Chatfield begins to wheeze as the pair laugh in disbelief at the grisly anecdote.
“No, a live… okay, okay, okay, okay,” she says as she processes the wild story from her guest.
She then hilariously confirms that the insect fell out of the towel and not the woman which sets the pair off again.
The guest reveals that the centipede was the length of her hand and she struggled to process the horror find before Chad casually picked up the creepy crawlie.
“I wouldn’t be grossed out if I found a centipede, I’d be grossed out by the fact that the towel hasn’t been used so long that the centipede is in there,” Chatfield added.
The woman then revealed how she even visited him once more after the centipede drama – where he made her play brain puzzles after a long shift at work.
“Let’s not do that, let’s have a conversation,” Chatfield joked.
The guest said she ultimately ended up dumping Chad after he revealed he wanted to “go out with a bang” by being “hit and exploded into a firework”.
He also wanted his remains to be cremated and created into another firework which left the guest questioning her dating choices.
“Okay, Katy Perry’s number one fan,” Chatfield said, “this is like Oppenheimer 2, Jesus Christ”.
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