KATIE Price branded her two of her ex-husbands “rats” during an adult pantomime last night.
The mum-of-five took to the stage for a performance of the explicit Big Dick Whittington & His Pussy at a theatre in North Shields.
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And the former glamour model made a nasty jibe about Kieran Hayler and Peter Andre, telling the audience: “An army of rats that fill the sewers.
“I’ve given them names – Kieran and Pete.”
The quip was met with roars of laughter from the audience.
Katie has two children with singer Peter – Princess, 16, and Junior, 18.
She also shares Bunny, nine, and Jett, ten, with ex Kieran. Her eldest son Harvey Price, 21, is the result of a relationship with the footballer Dwight Yorke.
The 45-year-old, playing the character of Queen Rat, donned a low cut, purple sequinned dress for the show.
The cheeky panto, riddled with filthy innuendos and dirty dancing, kicked off last night at The Exchange 1856 in front of a packed crowd.
The sold-out show followed protagonist Dick Whittington and his “Pussy”, played by Drag Race‘s Michael Marouli, as they travel to Geordieland from London to find a better life.
Dick quickly meets Alice Fitznicely who offers to host the pair at her mother Fanny’s shop.
Meanwhile Katie’s evil Queen character travels to Newcastle with her army of rats to take over.
Katie told the audience: “I came here to Geordieland to fill it with my venom. The thing is, someone’s beaten me to it.
“I thought this would be like Geordie Shore, more like Geordie f***ing bore.”
She finished off her first scene by poking fun at her reality TV past.
Katie told the crowd: “If that’s all you can offer then I’m in for a winner, you forget I’ve had crocodile c*** for dinner.
“Nothing will fail me, I’m a celebrity, get me out of here!”
Young couple Dick and Alice quickly fall in love before they are torn apart when Dick is framed by Queen Rat for stealing money to fund his girlfriend’s birthday boob job.
Throughout the show, Katie frequently took part in rude capers.
The mum could be seen bending over a character called Peter the Pervert while screaming obscenities.
Katie sang a number of musical numbers throughout the production, which sparked the crowd to clap along and cheer.
She even received a standing ovation at the end as she performed Kylie Minogue’s Better the Devil You Know.
She changed some of the lyrics, declaring: “My past wasn’t perfect, I know. The Pricey’s back again.”
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