ACTRESS Gwyneth Paltrow is planning a range of chocolates based on her, er, vagina candle.
Her Goop lifestyle site flogs a £75 candle called This Smells Like My Vagina and a follow-up product called This Smells Like My Orgasm.
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Now she’s planning a range of sticky treats called This Tastes Like My Vagina.
The X-Men superstars applied to trademark the choc brand range in the US so she can flog them across the world on her Goop site.
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The documents filed to the US Trademark and Patent Office are currently being pored over by government attorneys.
The application covers “candy and chocolate”.
Her site says the This Smells Like My Vagina candle is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent”, with “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed”.
The goal, the Goop description reads, is “to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth”.
Of the orgasm candle, Gwyneth’s firm gushes: “A fitting follow-up to that candle — you know the one — this blend is made with tart grapefruit, neroli, and ripe cassis berries blended with gunpowder tea and Turkish rose absolutes for a scent that’s sexy, surprising, and wildly addictive.”
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