Brittany Furlan joked that her vagina used to be “normal and nice” until she met husband Tommy Lee.
The former Vine star, who wed the Mötley Crüe rocker in 2019, kicked off her return to stand-up comedy over the weekend — and of course, she used her husband’s infamous penis as a punchline.
“I used to do stand-up many years ago, not a lot of people know that about me,” Furlan, 36, told the crowd, according to a clip posted on Instagram.
“Then I stopped doing stand-up comedy and I married Tommy Lee. You guys know about Tommy Lee? … Now I should be doing sit-down comedy for the rest of my life. Jesus Christ,” the comedian joked.
“My God, does anyone have a f—king icepack or heating pad?” she continued. “You ever chew up beef jerky and spit it out? That’s what I’m working with right now.”
Just like Furland, Lee has never been shy when it comes to talking about — and posting photos of — his appendage.
In fact, last summer, the 60-year-old drummer shocked his social media followers by sharing a full-frontal nude taken in his bathroom.
“Ooooopppsss,” he captioned the snap of just his bare torso and lower body.
Soon after, Lee revealed the revealing snap was a result of a “motherf–king bender.”
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“I got f–king sideways as f–k and got naked and posted pictures of my d–k,” he said onstage in August 2022.
After the image was taken down, Lee decided to join OnlyFans, where he can be “free as f–k” to post whatever he wants.
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However, this isn’t wasn’t the first time the rocker’s member made headlines.
Back in 1995, his sex tape with then-wife Pamela Anderson, now 55, was leaked after being stolen from their mansion.
The fallout from the scandal was later seen on Hulu’s “Pam & Tommy” and in Anderson’s documentary and memoir, “Love, Pamela.”
In the tell-all documentary, Anderson detailed her tumultuous three-year marriage with Tommy, which didn’t sit right with Furlan.
Shortly after its release, Lee’s current wife seemingly mocked the former “Baywatch” star and suggested Anderson wouldn’t care if she died.
Yet amid feud rumors between the two ladies, Furlan told paparazzi last week that they are “all good.”
