Accountant who touts himself as a ‘certified joy enthusiast’ attempted to kill random person who tried sitting on a park bench with him: Police

Inset: Ryan Egelston (Denver Police Department). Background: The area in Denver

Inset: Ryan Egelston (Denver Police Department). Background: The area in Denver’s Washington Park where Ryan Egelston opened fire on two people (KUSA).

An accountant in Denver allegedly went on a midday shooting rampage — firing at two strangers with a pistol, one he allegedly shot in the neck and jaw — after getting into an argument with one of the victims over them sitting on the same park bench as him. According to police, the 28-year-old certified public accountant told detectives he believed the individuals “were somehow involved in a psy-ops.”

Ryan Egelston, a licensed CPA who touts himself online as a “certified joy enthusiast” and “small business owner” with a “deep passion to preach and teach the Word of God,” was arrested Sunday for attempted first-degree murder after allegedly targeting two people in Denver’s Washington Park. The victim who was shot was found in the 900 block of South Downing Street after Egelston randomly opened fire on him, the Denver Police Department reports. He survived, as did the other individual that Egelston allegedly shot at, who was the one that tried sitting next to him.

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