Woman carrying pouch that said ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ busted for meth, paraphernalia possession: Cops

Definitely not a bag full of drugs

Left: Teryn Acri. Right: “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” bag that contained methamphetamine, cops said. (Brevard County Sheriff’s Office).

Florida police making a traffic stop say they found a woman in possession of a bag that said “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.”

Spoiler alert: According to the cops, there were definitely drugs in the bag.

Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey said in a Facebook post that Deputy Lexi Gordon and her police dog Aurora were on patrol in Melbourne at around 3 a.m. Saturday when she saw a U-Haul driving without lights, so she pulled it over.

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The driver said Gordon and her dog could search the car and said there was nothing illegal inside, according to Ivey. The passenger, 31-year-old Teryn Acri, had a few bags with her. One of them bore the words “Definitely not a bag full of drugs,” but according to police, drugs were indeed inside the bag.

In all, deputies allegedly found nearly 8 grams of methamphetamine, needles, Narcan, digital sales, small baggies, cut straws and other drug paraphernalia.

Cops took Acri to the Brevard County Jail on charges of possession of methamphetamine with intent to sell and possession of drug paraphernalia.

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