I Never Thought I’d Say This, but Garbage and French Fries Could Win This Election
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Seriously.

We ARE happy, and we KNOW it. Our nominee – LOOK AT HIM! 





How could we not be happy, confident, and dare I say ‘giddy’ with anticipation for a final showdown when our battle-tested candidate is the very picture of bonhomie, grit, and determination…all with a yuge grin.

And Trump is complemented so beautifully by his masterful pick for vice presidential nominee, JD Vance.

Holy smokes – what a pair.

Did you hear how JD’s Joe Rogan interview went…and went…and WENT, lol?

This may remind you of an old commercial, but FOUR HOURS. 

No physician was necessary although one might have to be called to Harris campaign headquarters when they catch Vance’s latest zinger across the bow.

Or when they read the views after only being released an hour (thanks, Matty, for the update):

Joe Rogan JD Vance 500,000 views in an hour.

Most of Kamala TikTok videos hover (or is that Hoover…?) around 250K or so. Trump in a truck is already over 6.1 MILLION





Happy. Hardworking Energizer Bunnies. Sharp as tacks.

American to the core.

Their attitude is infectious. Their easy, assured confidence is infectious.

The willingness to immediately engage, to never back down from a fight, is inspiring and so damn heartening after years of mewling milquetoast Republicans.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Something is in the air, damn it. I tried to articulate it last night.

Smiling.

You’ll smile when you see this. I’d never heard this story before, but I’ve got it everywhere now.

These Trump stories are finally being seen and confirming what we all felt about the Trump we know now. 

The fearless, authentic guy who will stride into a McDonald’s and cheerfully oversalt the fries. Or say “Hell, yes” to hauling himself up the stairs into a garbage truck on basically a moment’s notice and have everyone in both venues head over heels for him.

The same Trump who will wrap an Angel Family mom in a big bear hug to comfort her or talk about ponies for twenty minutes with the young daughter of a TV host, as if conversing with a little girl was the most important thing on Earth right then.





Yeah, of course, you can point to a lot wrong with Donald Trump. 

But there’s SO much good that’s been buried under so much demonizing garbage for so long.

It’s so good to see him in fighting trim when we need it.

Happy warriors, our team.

And then…

Woof. 

You know that Kamala sugar high is long, long gone, and with the gloomy, surly bunch they got out on the campaign trail right now stumping for Harris?

Let’s see where we stand, besides Hitler, Nazis, garbage, and unhinged.

Oh. How about ‘Republican women are stupid and weak’ for a winning theme from a messenger with a guaranteed lack of appeal to anyone?

Brilliant roping him in.

How about some more lecturing from progressive icons of the WEF’s Nanny Boinking, and Weak Password Division?





Oh, yeah – who wouldn’t buy what the ‘joy’ party is selling?

Hard to resist the appeal…

…when all we’ve got is men in garbage trucks and fry station aprons…

…who just seem to want to have fun.

The butt-hurt has been epic.

And isn’t that FUN?

We can do this.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT


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