Chelsea Handler Brutally Roasts Al Pacino And Robert De Niro Over Recent Baby News

Taking to Instagram, Chelsea Handler shared a video of herself criticizing famous elderly men who have had babies in recent times. “There’s an epidemic sweeping the country and, no, it’s not another virus, it’s worse. Horny old men who won’t stop spreading their seed,” she said in the clip. While she started off without mentioning names, the comedian soon took a hit at Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Alec Baldwin, and Elon Musk, all of whom she described as “horny old men” who have 32 kids between them.

More specifically, Handler took a jab at Musk who shares 10 children with three women. He welcomed his most recent child, daughter Exa Dark Sideræl, with Grimes (via surrogate) in December 2021. “Elon Musk clearly isn’t as old as [Rupert] Murdoch or De Niro. He’s not in his eighties but because of his personality, he may as well be,” she quipped. To put an end to the “epidemic,” and protect other women from these men, Handler jokingly offered herself up for auction. “Actually, maybe all these old men should put themselves up for auction. After all, they are antiques,” she added.

Handler’s jab at De Niro and Pacino comes only a few days after revealing she was intimate with a woman while dating her ex-boyfriend Ted Harbert. “I’ve slept with a woman but I haven’t dated a woman,” she admitted on Andy Cohen’s radio show.

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