Things just keep getting worse for the pink-shirted, silly sandwich boy who threw his footlong sub at a federal officer watching over Washington streets this week. Now we know what he does for a living. Hold on, make that what he did for a living.
If you missed this D.C. streets melodrama, let’s bring you up to speed.
A D.C. street videographer originally captured the incident on Monday night. The videographer, whose handle is “gap4l,” watched in amusement with his friends as the man, dressed in a pink shirt and shorts, became unraveled entirely when he became triggered by seeing police and federal officers patrolling the D.C. streets.
The man, who had just spent 13 bucks for a footlong sammy, became unraveled when he saw the officers cross the street. With a footlong in his left hand, the pink-shirted man began screaming profanity at the cops, telling them, “F*** you!”
Thinking better of the profanity, apparently, he began a barrage of “shame! shame! shame!” as the nonplussed officers looked back at the crazy man while they crossed the street to post themselves on the opposite corner.
Recommended: There Aren’t Enough Shells on the Beach to Hide James Comey’s Blackmail Treachery Against Trump
The sandwich holder walked away from the officers and down the opposite block, but, apparently overcome with rage, he did an about-face and stomped back toward the cops. Before he crossed the street to confront them, he asked the videographer about the vehicles “the fascists” drove to get there and found out that they were in “all those white cars.” That’s when the pink-shirted sandwich boy crossed the street to pepper the officers with profane name-calling.
Pointing at the officers, he cupped his hand to announce to anyone listening that “the fascists” were present. Clearly, he hoped to gather a crowd to intimidate the officers. Realizing his announcement fell on deaf ears, he confronted officers again and, in a fit of pique, threw his sandwich, hitting an officer in the chest.
Watch the video (potty talk alert) and then read the “find out” part of his story.
U ST NW MAN THROWS SUB SANDWICH AT OFFICER: “The defendant was repeatedly yelling, cursing and berating an officer within inches of his face and ultimately assaulted him. He was arrested and the charge of assault of a police officer will be filed in district court tomorrow… pic.twitter.com/0mmJvdIVba
— Allison Papson (@AllisonPapson) August 13, 2025
The cops, weighed down by their vests and gear, lost the guy in the chase, but, behold, the FBI arrested him on Wednesday night. U.S Attorney Jeanine Pirro announced that the sandwich perp had been charged with a federal felony.
She said, “Assault a law enforcement officer and you’ll be prosecuted.” She continued, “This guy thought it was funny—well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged him with a felony.”
BOOM 💥
Judge Jeannine charged this guy who threw a foot long Subway sandwich at federal officers with assault on a Police Officer, “we’re gonna back the Police to the hilt., stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else”
Hit that like button if you appreciate our US Atty in DC pic.twitter.com/7X5n9xsdK6
— @Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸 (@Chicago1Ray) August 13, 2025
Now, if your first thought when you saw this Nancy Boy screeching at officers and throwing his $13 sub at the cop was, “I wonder where he works?” then you’re on your game. This is D.C., after all. There are a lot of government employees buying subs, screaming at cops, planning resistance, and moonlighting as underground Antifa activists.
Attorney General Pam Bondi answered the question.
Related: Smoking Gun Docs Show Barack Obama Approved Ultimate Cover-Up of Russiagate
She reported that the reckless, emotional wreck of a human works for her Department of Justice. Well, he did anyway. He’s been fired.
If you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you. I just learned that this defendant worked at the Department of Justice — NO LONGER.
Not only is he FIRED, he has been charged with a felony.
This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ.
You will NOT work in this administration while disrespecting our government and law enforcement.
The pink-shirted sandwich assaulter is Sean Charles Dunn, who’s 37 and old enough to know better. Now for the ultimate Find Out moment — bring on the cuffs.
Book him, Pammo.
If you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you.
I just learned that this defendant worked at the Department of Justice — NO LONGER. Not only is he FIRED, he has been charged with a felony.
This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven… https://t.co/l1jWVjLJPA
— Attorney General Pamela Bondi (@AGPamBondi) August 14, 2025
That’s how you stop the big trouble from occurring. You stop the little stuff before it gets out of control. It’s brilliant.
And it’s working.
Here at PJ Media, we’re full-time FAFO correspondents, and today’s story on our pink-shirted silly sandwich boy is only the latest installment. Our opinion, journalism, and sense of humor are why you read PJ Media and keep coming back. We’ve got a deal for our friends who aren’t yet PJ Media VIP Members. If you follow this link, we’ll give you 60% off on your VIP Membership RIGHT NOW. Use the promo code FIGHT to start your ad-free PJ Media experience, including exclusive VIP coverage, podcasts, and behind-the-scenes content.
