DC man charged with felony assault after hitting federal agent with Subway sandwich

WASHINGTON — This perp ate too fresh.

A man who used a Subway sandwich as a weapon to attack a federal officer deployed by President Trump on the streets of DC earlier this week has been charged with felony assault.

The criminal case against suspect Sean Charles Dunn was announced Wednesday by DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro, who said in a statement that “the police are not out there to get pushed around or beat up.”

Dunn was allegedly captured on video Sunday night shouting that a group of federal officers were “fascists” before whipping his deli sandwich at them and striking one in the chest.

“He thought it was funny. Well he doesn’t think it’s funny today because we charged him with a felony: Assault on a police officer,” Pirro said in a video posted to X.

“So there, stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else!”

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