Holy smokes.
I can’t believe I have to stay up past my bedtime to see which incredible loser Big Apple voters will choose to WIN this.
And quite possibly take the whole enchilada.
It is completely and utterly amazing to me that there is a distinct possibility that two of our major cities and the crown jewel of American urban life – Chicago, Los Angeles, and New York City – could all be in the hands of the most inept, disgraced, incompetent, corrupt, and hateful politicians ever elected and all at the same time.
And not because of a dictatorship or a coup d’état or an authoritarian takeover or a foreign or even Martian invasion.
No rational excuse for the madness other than a dearth of decent, honest human beings willing to sacrifice themselves as candidates, and that the people who lived in those cities willingly installed these lowlife jerks.
Polling locations in the city close at 9 p.m. EST, and we should have an answer, God willing, within a couple of hours at the latest.
Did the folks go into a booth, close the curtain behind them, and choose a guy they’re very familiar with? The former governor of New York, Andrew Cuomo? The one who might have killed their grandmother during the COVID pandemic, or at least made sure she died alone and scared, while in her isolated nursing home bed, wrapped in a ventilator, surrounded by masks and strangers’ eyeballs?
The guy that kinda sorta had the numbers jiggled afterwards, so it wasn’t quite as many grandparents?
Exactly 1 year ago today-Andrew Cuomo testified to Congress that he had no role in reviewing/editing a DOH report that skewed the number of COVID related nursing home deaths -counting thousands as hospital deaths instead
Now Cuomo says he did actually review and edit that report pic.twitter.com/7XU7MVfwzl
— Morgan McKay (@morganfmckay) June 12, 2025
THAT guy?
Or the sleazy office lounge lizard governor?
Former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo sexually harassed 13 women who worked for the state over the course of an eight-year period, the Department of Justice announced Friday as part of a civil rights settlement with his successor.
The agreement concluded the governor’s office under Cuomo violated federal Title VII rules against discrimination and retaliation between 2013 and 2021.
Cuomo and his staff engaged in “a pattern or practice of discrimination against female employees based on sex” and found they retaliated against the women, Justice Department officials found.
The justice department found Cuomo “repeatedly subjected” women in his office to non-consensual sexual contact, ogling and gender-based nicknames. Top Cuomo staff “were aware of the conduct and retaliated against four of the women he harassed,” the DOJ concluded.
He’s just a multi-faceted gem!
And old school pol, up against a fresh-faced young hater, whom suddenly everyone seems to have woken up to having a real shot at this thing.
An exotic name – Zohran Mamdani – and NOW they’re all concerned.
Well, when you’ve got a face made for selling t-shirts like Che Guevara’s, you want to give everything away for free, have the grocery stores in the city owned by the city, and you hate Jews plenty enough to have all the cool kids on your side, what’s not to love?
Zohran: “Globalize the Intifada!”
Colbert: “Book that guy!” https://t.co/F5qAwCsbZO
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) June 21, 2025
SQUEEEE!!! SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE!!!!
I’ve done post after post on this not-ready-for-prime-time clown as he rocketed up the polls.
He’s also your guy if you’re worried about your relatives who work at any of Iran’s now pulverized nuclear sites.
I am personally not thinking of the New Yorkers with loved ones who work at one of Iran’s military nuclear facilities. YMMV https://t.co/KJfRNljvwW
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) June 22, 2025
How could they elect him?
Come on, man! It doesn’t matter what he says.
LOOK AT THAT SMILE
Here is NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani with Streamer Hassan Piker, who said “America deserves 9/11” and was investigated by Homeland Security.
How could New York City possibly elect this man? pic.twitter.com/Hg2XgfjkbA
— Based Bandita (@MissVega8888) June 24, 2025
Luigi Mangione would kill for that smile!
Wait…
But he’s got almost 70% of this overeducated demographic wrapped up if the last numbers hold.
I asked this New Yorker who she wants for mayor.
-“I voted for Mamdani”
-“He’s a socialist, do you think socialisim can work?”
-“No.”
— Nate Friedman (@NateFriedman97) June 24, 2025
I’ll bet she wants us to pay her student loans, right?
Overall, the young pup goes into today leading the old hound dog.
Final Emerson poll for the New York City Democrat mayoral primary now has jihadist Zohran Mamdani ahead of Andrew Cuomo 52 to 48.
This spells disaster for NYC if it’s accurate for the election.
Mamdani is a socialist who wants to make NYC an Islamist city run by Sharia law. pic.twitter.com/iLvg1CDz0n
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) June 23, 2025
It’s going to be very interesting to see what the NYC Jewish community does and how their vote breaks between these two. Also how much of it is wasted on also-rans like the idiot comptroller who got himself arrested by ICE after attacking them at the federal courthouse the other day.
Every vote for one of those guys dilutes a vote for Cuomo that would help keep Mamdani potentially out of Gracie Mansion. A guy who started a college chapter of Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP), which just happens to be funded by American Muslims for Palestine (AMP), which just happens to be under investigation by the House Oversight Committee for being part of a Hamas fundraising network, not to mention having October 7th ties.
HELLO, NYC JEWS – DIS GUY HATES YOU
Oh, well. As our Ebola says, it is what it is, and what it is tonight is just the grossest comment on the state of Democratic politics you could hope to have.
So, check back in with me later if you’re up, and we will share gasps of horror, amazement, and dismay together as results come in.
What a sad state of affairs that I have to hope most of the city pulls the trigger for a disgusting, debauched old derelict, and am pretty convinced they won’t.
Ye gads.
