Top O’ the Briefing
Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is power juice-cleansing with a variety of lower B-list celebrities from the 1980s.
Rampant lawlessness was the hallmark of the four years that the nation just suffered under Joe Biden and the idiot commies who ran his brain. One of the most — if not the most — galling aspects of it all was that federal law enforcement wasn’t very available to enforce the law. The officers of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement were hamstrung and not allowed to clean up the criminal trash that the open borders loons were letting into the country.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation was turned into Joe Biden’s personal goon squad and focused much of its effort on going after Americans whose only crime was being the administration’s political opposites. Oh, the FBI was also energetic abou perpetuating the Democrats’ sick J6 fetish.
When President Trump won last November, it was clear to all involved that wholesale changes in all of the Department of Justice were in order. The worry was about just how deep the rot was in all of the DOJ, but especially at the FBI. The Deep State Swamp rat infestation at the top was obvious. Many Trump supporters were worried that his reform efforts would be slowed by more Deep State types among the FBI’s rank and file agents. Luckily, that didn’t come to pass and the Bureau got back on task rather quickly. Victoria wrote about its latest success:
“The bad guy is in jail,” Attorney General Pam Bondi declared after a multi-agency raid on the home of the East Coast MS-13 gang leader early Thursday morning. Another promises-made-promises-kept moment by the Trump administration.
The bad guy, whose identity has not been released, is, like 341 other suspected illegal alien gangsters captured in Northern Virginia in the past month, “not going to like where [he is] going.”
The MS-13 East Coast leader was living in the declared sanctuary of Prince William County, just a few miles away from the White House.
Talk about hands-on management, Victoria goes on to note that both Attorney General Pam Bondi and Patel were at the pre-dawn raid. What a comfort it is having the people charged with the nation’s domestic security once again doing their jobs.
Even better for those of us living in border states, ICE is no longer constrained by petty sanctuary tyrants at the state and municipal level. This is from Catherine:
The radical leftist mayor of sanctuary city Boston said she wouldn’t cooperate with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). But ICE just rounded up hundreds of dangerous criminal migrants anyway.
Now if only the Trump administration defies the lawless, anti-Constitutional, activist judges and keeps deporting these illegal alien murderers, rapists, pedophiles, and gang members, it will be a thoroughly satisfying victory, and Mayor Michelle Wu (D-eadhead) will have to eat a little humble pie.
Fox News correspondent Bill Melugin posted on March 24, “NEW: ICE Boston announces that 205 of the 370+ illegal aliens they arrested in a major operation in Massachusetts have serious criminal convictions or charges. They were all at large arrests – meaning they were wandering the streets in MA.”
Hopefully, the DOJ will soon get around to going after the sanctuary loons who are in positions of power. Maybe they can share some jail cell time with some of the fine folks who they were giving sanctuary to.
It’s going to take a lot of work, but President Trump and his administration have shown that they are capable of plenty of that. The great news is that the good guys are actually good again.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
The triumphant return of the Mailbag of Magnificence!
Let’s see how this works out. I would love to revisit the early days of the Mailbag, when the interaction was lively and fun. Hit me up and let’s get the party started again: [email protected].
SFK Multimedia This Week.
Video
Kruiser’s ‘BTB’ — My Pro Tips on How to Be an Outrage Snob and Connoisseur
Podcast
Faith All Over the Place, Episode 9: Rough Week for Pope Francis Haters
VIP Gold
‘Five O’Clock Somewhere’ With Kruiser, VodkaPundit – Replay
Click the button below to get the Morning Briefing emailed to you every weekday. Have your coffee with me, people. It’s free and it supports conservative media!
Everything Isn’t Awful
Happy family.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/BHQw2jLE1n
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 27, 2025
PJ Media
I’m listening…Major Surgery: RFK Jr. Plans to Slash 20K Jobs at HHS
Lock her up! Biden’s Civil Rights Commission Chair Digs in Her Heels
Republicans Are Inching Toward Passing Trump’s ‘One, Big, Beautiful Bill’ Before Recess
White House Announces New Tariffs to Protect American Auto Industry
Belmont Club: If You Were Achilles in California
#WINNING. Rubio: ‘Every Time I Find One of These Lunatics, I Take Away Their Visa’
You’ll Never Guess Which Judge Has Been Assigned the Lawsuit on the Signal ‘Scandal’
Mayor Defies ICE, ICE Rounds Up Illegal Alien Criminals Anyway
Vance ’28. JD Vance Does Voiceover for Epic New Recruitment Ad for the Marine Corps
What Happened to Four U.S. Soldiers Who Went Missing in Lithuania?
FBI Captures White House Neighbor — Top MS 13 Gang Leader — Living in Nearby Sanctuary City
Trump Calls Jasmine Crockett a ‘Lowlife,’ but That’s Not the Best Part
Rich Karen Is Caught Keying Tesla in Seattle, yet Cops Seem Oddly Confused Over Motive
UK Death Spiral Part 4,327: Judge Stops Deportation of Sex Offender Because of Alcoholism
Trump Versus the CIA: The TRUTH Is Marching On!
Oh. Bill Gates Gives Us Ten Years Until Obsolescence
A Native Alaskan Group Is on Board With Trump’s Drilling Goals
Salem’s Charlie Kirk Snags the #1 Ranking Among Conservative Podcasts
Stossel. DEI Is Dying
Townhall Mothership
Schlichter. Every Conservative Should Go on Gavin Newsom’s Podcast
The Vances Are Going to Greenland, and Here’s Why It’s Worth Getting Excited
House Handily Defeats Anti-Israel Amendments From Rashida Tlaib
Tourist Submarine Sinks, Killing Six People
Just…no. Who’s Ready for an ATF/DEA Combo Agency?
Cam&Co. A 2A Trifecta in South Dakota
👏👏👏👏National Constitutional Carry Reciprocity Advances in House
Trump Asks Stefanik to Bow Out of UN Ambassador Post
But no mean tweets! If This Is Thursday, It Must Be Another Mass Stabbing in Europe
Everybody Is Talking About RFK and Measles, But Canada’s Outbreaks Are Much Worse
William Shatner Has Wonderful Exchange With Elon About Going to Mars, Schools Those Who Don’t Like It
Who’s Really Looking to Gut Medicare? Dems, Through Cuts to Medicare Advantage
Watch: Karoline Leavitt Touts Huge MS-13 Arrest, Absolutely Skewers Dems and ‘Activist Judges’
The White House Gets Animated Over the Arrest of Illegal Alien Drug Trafficker
Shocker: Judge James Boasberg Assigned to the Signal Lawsuit
CNN Panelist Knows Jasmine Crockett, Who’d Never Mock Gov. Abbott
VIP
Me. Dumbest TDS Hot Take of the Week: The Trump Era Is Ending
VodkaPundit. ‘Peace Through Strength’ Is Back… Almost
Watch me! Kruiser’s ‘BTB’ — My Pro Tips on How to Be an Outrage Snob and Connoisseur
Arrogant European Oligarchs Are Rushing to Destruction
Taxpayers Spent Tens of Billions of Dollars Covering the Same Medicaid Patients Twice
Stop Signs and the Decline of Civilization
Techno-Hell: TikTok-Addicted Kids Wrongly Diagnosing Themselves With ADHD
Democracy Dies Whenever Democrats Are in Control
A Modest Proposal: RFK Jr.’s Alternative to Mass Chicken Slaughter for Bird Flu
Around the Interwebz
Sad. Warner Bros. To Raze Looney Tunes Building On Lot
Researchers get spiking neural behavior out of a pair of transistors
Raise a Toast to LA’s Century-Old Breakfast Club
Trump Broke Him/Her/They/Them/Zher
The U.S. has arrested a top MS-13 gang member, according to a post on X by Attorney General Pam Bondi. https://t.co/SmpjCA6UkQ
— World News Tonight (@ABCWorldNews) March 27, 2025
Bee Me
Dad Lands Dream Job At Brewery Coming Up With Puns For Naming Beers pic.twitter.com/1zeMLneJLw
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 27, 2025
The Kruiser Kabana
Kabana Gallery
A Beautiful World pic.twitter.com/tI9GqgYja9
— Grandma Moses (@GrandmaMosesBot) March 27, 2025
Kabana Comedy/Tunes
Drop-dead perfect sitcom timing.
Weekend Bonus
POTUS Press Today
In-Town Pool
Wire: Bloomberg
Photos: AFP, NYT, Reuters, Getty
TV Corr & Crew: ABC
Secondary TV Corr & Crew: OANN
Print: HuffPost
Radio: NPR
New Media: Timcast
Out-of-Town Pool
Wire: Bloomberg, Reuters
Photos: AFP, NYT, Reuters
TV Corr & Crew: ABC
Secondary TV Corr & Crew: Scripps
Print: The Guardian
Radio: NPR
New Media: Epoch Times
EDT
9:00 AM In-Town Pool Call Time
12:45 PM Out-of-Town Pool Call Time
1:00 PM THE PRESIDENT participates in the Swearing-In Ceremony for the U.S. Attorney for New Jersey
Oval office
White House Press Pool
2:00 PM THE PRESIDENT departs The White House en route Joint Base Andrews
South Lawn
Open Press
2:10 PM THE PRESIDENT arrives Joint Base Andrews
Joint Base Andrews
Out-of-Town Travel Pool
2:20 PM THE PRESIDENT departs Joint Base Andrews en route Palm Beach International Airport
Joint Base Andrews
Out-of-Town Travel Pool
4:25 PM THE PRESIDENT arrives Palm Beach International Airport
Palm Beach International Airport
Pre-Credentialed media
4:35 PM THE PRESIDENT departs Palm Beach International Airport en route Mar-a-Lago
Palm Beach International Airport
Pre-Credentialed media
4:50 PM THE PRESIDENT arrives Mar-a-Lago
Mar-a-Lago
Out-of-Town Travel Pool
Become part of the PJ Media VIP party by subscribing here. Use promo code KRUISERMB to receive a WHOPPING 60% discount. Trust me, we’re having fun over here.